19 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman If You Value Your Life

1. "You look tired."
Do you know anyone who doesn’t look like crap after they had a rough night’s sleep? 
Exactly. Just cut the crap and tell us we need some more concealer.

2. "Why are you so crabby? Are you PMSing/ on your period?"
I don’t need to be hormonal for you to get on my nerves.

3. "Are you pregnant?"
Unless you are a. a doctor or b. able to see a baby emerging from her at that very moment, it’s better to be safe than sorry here.

4. "Are you sure you should be eating that?"

5. "Smile."
Creepy dudes on the street seem to think I would somehow be prettier if I walked around with an ear-to-ear grin on my face all the time, but I just think it would be creepy.

6. "Psst!"
I would say that this is how you treat a dog, not a person, but even my dog gets treated better than that.

7. "That’s not very lady-like."
What can I say? Have itch, will scratch.

8. "You really shouldn’t be wearing that bathing suit."
I tried on other ones, but none of them could contain all this sexiness.

9. "Oh, trust me, you’ll want kids eventually."
Will I also win the lottery? Get hit by a car on my way to work? Please tell me more about your fortune-telling abilities.

10. "Relax."
“That… that’s it! That’s the magic word! I’m totally calm now!” - no one, ever, in recorded history"

11. "You’d be prettier with more/less makeup."
Hey girls! Did you know? When you where a lot of makeup. Nice guys think you're ugly.

12. "That outfit makes you look like a slut."
And that comment makes you look like a jerk.

13."You were kind of asking for it."
This is what i was wearing. Tell me i asked for it. I dare you.

14."Why would you do that to your hair?"
Because it’s my dream to be a Disney princess. A Disney princess that has rainbow hair for some reason.

15."Men prefer curvy girls/skinny girls/petite girls/tall girls anyway."
Are you breathing? Then you're real. all women are real.

16."You're acting like such a girl."
I will act concerned when you tell me I’m acting like a potential serial killer. Acting like something that I am is not noteworthy, nor is it bad.

17. "You perform an action well, for a girl."
It started out as a compliment and then turned into an insult. Why.

18."Get back in the kitchen."
Bruh, if you’re going to crack misogynistic “jokes,” at least make them original.

19. "Stop being so sensitive."
well, apart from anything else. that's just rude.
start choosing your words better.

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