Clean energy decisions, powered by #AI. 

Discover how Microsoft Azure services can help Australia contribute to developing a cleaner and more #sustainable national economy: https://t.co/mdfkbPrdrB

Well, well, well. Look who’s calling who.  https://t.co/8MttJ6tqHF

During an unusual back-to-school year, @onedrive connects teachers, students, and administrators to all their work in the cloud. 

Learn how: https://t.co/2Dz8Kj1zWx

Dear person who runs the McDonald’s account,

How are you doing?

All my best,
Person who runs the Microsoft account https://t.co/jn0isqKAwD

You: This is a *camera on* meeting.

The Headless Horseman: I don’t think that’s going to work for me.

RT @satyanadella: Thank you, David and Kirsty, for connecting your personal story and passion to your work and helping make a difference in the lives of those with cystic fibrosis. https://t.co/MrageJosQa

From @netflix's Over the Moon, Fei Fei is brave, bold, and determined. She believes anything is possible and will stop at nothing to reach the moon. 

Learn how to draw Fei Fei and plan a successful trip to the moon and back at https://t.co/PKaYrLmHdT. #OverTheMoonNetflix https://t.co/oOy1gwRvrs

RT @AlaskaAir: Greener skies ahead!  In partnership with @Microsoft, we’re reducing the climate impact of air travel by using lower-impact sustainable aviation fuel (SAF) supplied by @SkyNRG on the flights Microsoft employees fly most. Learn more: https://t.co/lEPb9FHBYU

The goal of our global skills initiative was – and still is – to help those who became unemployed or under-employed due to the pandemic, get the skills they need to find and land their next job.

It's now reached 10 million learners around the globe: https://t.co/EQ5wyTGKn3

RT @MSFTIssues: "We are measuring what matters," getting more people with disabilities jobs that change the way people work and live.

Read more via @Forbes: https://t.co/J9SF3eFFRd

You: Is Dana on the line?

Dana: There is no Dana, only Zuul.

“What we’ve learned through this pandemic is that there’s a real mismatch between testing capacity and testing need." 

Learn how the Vera Cloud Testing Platform hopes to solve this problem during the #COVID19 pandemic: https://t.co/guHBYZe7lj

RT @MSFTnews: Microsoft for Startups graduate and machine learning expert @Wayve_AI is scaling autonomous driving from garage to fleet with @Azure https://t.co/1K6YCsVYpg

Not all heroes wear capes. ‍

We know this year has been nothing short of challenging, and that's why we designed these Microsoft Teams for Education features to help: https://t.co/Iatvmohssx

*Joins meeting*

*Mutes mic*

To your child: "Is that spaghetti in your hair???"

*Unmutes mic*

"Nope, that covers it for me."

*Mutes mic*

RT @MicrosoftTeams: New personal wellbeing experiences are coming next year to #MicrosoftTeams. Get intelligent reminders to take breaks and recharge.

Learn more: https://t.co/oSme3fYtsE https://t.co/WTGihsoZU7

Fact: every web page, web app, and extension uses memory.

Learn how you can browse better with Microsoft Edge: https://t.co/xgwS5jF7e7 

“Intersectionality is a thing. Many people are not just Black or queer. Coming out as a Black trans man was harder for me than just coming out as a trans person.” 

Join us in standing up against systemic racism, prejudice, and fear: https://t.co/zCqQoXVMmM #LGBTHistoryMonth https://t.co/s7JjRAR96V

You: *sends a meeting invite for Halloween night*

The Great Pumpkin: *declines*

RT @surface: Creativity makes anything possible – even flying to the moon! Watch all-time animation great @GlenKeanePrd as he creates some of his favorite characters from @Netflix’s animated movie Over the Moon and learn how to draw your own. The possibilities are endless. #OverTheMoonNetflix