You may not have tickets to #MuseumOfMissy, but we gotchu. https://t.co/KaCbJ65AT3

Is it worth it? Yes. Did we work it? Yes. #MuseumOfMissy https://t.co/xrTb2b74aF

RT @tkelce: Yes, the rumors are true... I am the 2019 @Pepsi Paper Football Champ. Thanks @richeisen for the incredible interview, but now back to our regularly scheduled programming... the NFL season 
Full interview here: https://t.co/arA6bLjevV https://t.co/m8kubdyl3X

RT @JetBlue: Putting some @Pepsi in our step—in the air and on the ground. #PepsiOnJetBlue https://t.co/xShKjsLGik

Our #Lover is Pepsi, just sayin’.

Bow down, folks.

Your 2019 @Pepsi Paper Football Champion is @tkelce!

Check out what happened when the swaggiest champ got together with @richeisen to describe just how he won. https://t.co/sGu5Kj6eE2

The grind NEVER stops in the offseason. So, we put 22 of the toughest NFL players to the ultimate test… The Pepsi Paper Football Championships. Click here to see who won: https://t.co/Battx4CjZ2 And after that, shift focus to what we’ve all been waiting for… the NFL season. https://t.co/O3fwz5ue6Q

If @JetBlue reps us in the air, it’s only fair that we rep them on the ground for a lil bit. https://t.co/QhcFTi1jed

RT if you’re just sitting here sipping on a Pepsi, waiting for the delicious #Paradise drama to unfold https://t.co/z5Ok8QbZS6

Coworker: How was your weekend?
You: “Really busy!”

Actually, you: I sat on my couch for 48 hours binging an entire series I’ve watched three times and I only got up to get more Pepsi

Diving down into a crystally cosmic Pepsi dreamworld  https://t.co/Rl63oVcEE9

RT if all your friends are running off to have summer romances, and you’re just sitting here sipping on a Pepsi.

If you can’t respect the rules, don’t even bother coming over.

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So excited to partner with Roc Nation, Jay-Z and the NFL to create an amazing Pepsi Superbowl Halftime Show together! Welcome to the family @RocNation!  #JustGettingStarted #PepsiHalftime #SBLIV @S_C_

One man’s sunburn is another brand’s new logo @prattprattpratt #TanCan https://t.co/jv2vg0QwTM https://t.co/2AiFaTMOVC

¡pɹɐʍɐ pɹɐnƃuɐʌ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʌᴉǝɔǝɹ uo ʇʇoᴉllƎ ʎssᴉW oʇ suoᴉʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoƆ

We flipped it and reversed it. Tune in Mon Aug.26th @ 8pm for the @MTV #VMAs @MissyElliott https://t.co/Gux1id0EUQ

¡pɹɐʍɐ pɹɐnƃuɐʌ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉuuᴉʍ uo ʇʇoᴉllƎ ʎssᴉW oʇ suoᴉʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoƆ

We flipped it and reversed it. Tune in Mon Aug.26th @ 8pm for the @MTV #VMAs @MissyElliott https://t.co/4pIcBjdKt8

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Is it Pepsi time?      

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