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Conan O'Brien
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35 minutes ago
Dear White House Turkey: you’ll get a pardon if you have dirt on Joe Biden.
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2 days ago
The Circle Of Life 2019 - Asking your kids for computer help so you can help your parents with theirs.
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3 days ago
But in all sincerity, sometimes that actually just is what she said.
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4 days ago
There is not a single executive in my career that I admire more than Rick Ludwin, and I will not see his like again. https://t.co/YXgXT5QAQM
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
Come for the "Mac and Me" backstory, stay for Paul Rudd's pornographic how-to on marinating chicken breasts. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr
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5 days ago
When a Lyft driver offers you a mint, it’s “good service.” But somehow it’s “not cool” when I offer all my passengers a rotisserie chicken.
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6 days ago
Doughnuts’ ring-shape was originally invented in 1847, by an American baker who was looking for a better way to have sex with cake.
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7 days ago
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7 days ago
I bought a high-end slow cooker. Today, I made Easter dinner for the year 2027.
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
I saw "T.I." and "hymen" trending and had to google them both.
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9 days ago
I can list every United States President in order of wingspan, said the man who thought birds were Presidents.
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10 days ago
Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me--if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco.
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11 days ago
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12 days ago
Bernie Sanders is like if a regular old senator got bit by a radioactive hippie.
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14 days ago
Just got invited to meet the Pope, until the person on the phone realized I was the talk show host Conan, and not the hero dog, Conan.
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14 days ago
ISIS has chosen its new leader. Nice job, Linkedin.
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15 days ago
If you’ve got left-overs from Halloween, here’s a tip: Candy Corn makes an excellent chowder.
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15 days ago
I think for Halloween I’ll go with what I dressed up as last year, Dayton, Ohio Comptroller Mel Hindman.
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