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Conan O'Brien
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5 hours ago
“What’s with all the statues?”
--Future scuba divers
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a day ago
Turns out the people who predicted the world ending in 2012 were optimists.
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2 days ago
And to think that this whole time, I respected Donald Trump because of his SAT scores. Strike one, Mr. President.
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3 days ago
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck did CrossFit? My guess is more.
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4 days ago
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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6 days ago
Just went to the doctor, my BMI is 40% ice cream.
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
Looks like I trained for the 2020 running of the bulls for nothing.
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9 days ago
With churches still closed I’m forced to sneak glances at my watch at home.
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10 days ago
Just now remembering I left a tuna fish sandwich on my desk back in March.
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11 days ago
Not sure I like the revised MLB rules for this shortened season: first bunt wins? Odd.
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11 days ago
I'm going to be checking out @TheOutpostMovie today — very true and harrowing story of an intense battle in the Afghanistan War. I also plan to floss, but no one cares about that.
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
This new book about Trump is sure to be his downfall.
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13 days ago
We gave Canadians a little something special for this year’s Canada Day—no Americans!
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14 days ago
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