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Conan O'Brien
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4 hours ago
When Trump's kids are bad, they get coal subsidies in their stockings.
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a day ago
Starting a tutoring company that only teaches entertainment reporters how to pronounce "Saoirse."
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2 days ago
I bet Hillary no longer finds it funny when she walks into a bagel place and people chant, "Lox her up!"
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3 days ago
Aaa yes, that time of year again when we all break out the word ‘Tis.
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4 days ago
As part of her holiday give-away Ellen just gave everyone in her audience their own Netflix show.
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5 days ago
Time to do the same thing I do every year at this time: hire the FBI to figure out who my Secret Santa was in 1995. I will find you, candle-giver.
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6 days ago
I like my pizza like I like my pizza: pizza.
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7 days ago
If you Google “How do I stop receiving Pottery Barn catalogs?” the top result is a page with instructions for faking your own death.
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8 days ago
If I could only listen to one album for the rest of my life, I would probably wonder what kind of fascist regime I was living under.
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
I wonder if Crackle and Pop ever say, “Oh, Snap.”
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10 days ago
Ah yes, time for the annual debate between people who insist “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie and people who don’t give a shit.
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10 days ago
Spent a day with President George H.W. Bush at Dartmouth College in 2010. He could not have been kinder and he was absolutely lovely to my parents. It was an honor I’ll always remember.
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11 days ago
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11 days ago
Should have just said, “Who wants a cocktail?” instead of “Who will join me in briefly drowning out the shriek of The Abyss?”
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12 days ago
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