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7 hours ago
More humiliating for Trump than impeachment: When he finally exits the White House, instead of a helicopter, send a Kia Soul.
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a day ago
I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.
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a day ago
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2 days ago
“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.
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3 days ago
Samantha won’t return to Sex and the City because the character is now a QAnon Congresswoman from Florida.
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4 days ago
What's the best vaccine? Pfizer, Moderna or Dave's Hot Vaccines?
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5 days ago
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6 days ago
Thank you Arnold -- this is the most powerful and uniquely personal statement I've heard from ANYONE on where we are right now as a country. https://t.co/X3YdsmbAJ7
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7 days ago
Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers?
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9 days ago
After the horrible attack on our nation's Capitol yesterday, I wanted to talk to someone with a unique perspective on the Republican Party and what it has become. My conversation with Ron Reagan is available now. https://t.co/U1nBgNsaRO
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10 days ago
Happy two-week birthday, Jesus! (It never hurts to kiss a little deity ass).
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11 days ago
Excited for Fashion Week 2021, I can’t wait to see what this year’s cardboard cutouts will be wearing.
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12 days ago
Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.
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12 days ago
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13 days ago
It's almost like Mitch McConnell behaves the way he thinks a guy with a face like that should behave.
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14 days ago
My New Year’s Resolution is to drink more, put on weight and use more reverse psychology.
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16 days ago
Don’t want to be a downer but so far, this year feels exactly like last year.
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16 days ago
I haven’t spent a New Year’s Eve crying all alone since last year.
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16 days ago
2021 is going to be like the math professor who took over for Ted Kaczynski.
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18 days ago
By popular demand, I will not be releasing the album I wrote in quarantine.
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