Conan O'Brien
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2 days ago
My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio.

https://t.co/6VHpdDL4hr
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Conan O'Brien
3 days ago
A lot of people think I’m a generous tipper, but that’s actually hush money.
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Conan O'Brien
3 days ago
When I go to my dermatologist he seals off the office with yellow crime scene tape.
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Conan O'Brien
5 days ago
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Conan O'Brien
7 days ago
You can now compost with human remains and I’ve already been asked to fertilize an orange grove.
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Conan O'Brien
8 days ago
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Conan O'Brien
8 days ago
I’m a lifelong @RedSox fan, but it’s still a thrill to watch Aaron Judge (@thejudge44) chase Maris’ home run record. (Looking forward to my beat down at Logan Airport.)
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Conan O'Brien
9 days ago
My wife knows the only DM’s I slide into are my Denim Moccasins.
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Conan O'Brien
10 days ago
In California, after 15 weeks the fetus is given a podcast.
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Conan O'Brien
11 days ago
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Conan O'Brien
12 days ago
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Conan O'Brien
13 days ago
I am so saddened by the news that we’ve lost the hilarious Brian Reich. He was such an inventively funny and daring comedy writer and he gave our Late Night show so much brilliant silliness. My condolences to everyone who knew and loved Brian. https://t.co/9F3pRJXAK8
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Conan O'Brien
14 days ago
If I die in Los Angeles, I promise my lying-in-state will be a drive through.
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Conan O'Brien
15 days ago
Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island.
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Conan O'Brien
16 days ago
Congratulations, @RogerFederer, on an incredible 24 year run. You’re now ready for podcasting.
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Conan O'Brien
16 days ago
Congratulations, @RodgerFederer, on an incredible 24 year run. You’re now ready for podcasting.
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Conan O'Brien
17 days ago
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Conan O'Brien
17 days ago
My wife has cat-like reflexes— she hides under furniture when I’m around.
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Conan O'Brien
18 days ago
29 years ago today, my late night talk show debuted. Hear the absurdly improbable story of how it all happened. https://t.co/AgZr28kMVO
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