Coming this fall to TBS our Perfect Strangers reboot: Briggs and Coco. #ConanAustralia https://t.co/nrFntnyc0H

Thank you to The National Centre of Indigenous Excellence and Uncle Graham for the wonderful Welcome to Country ceremony. #conanaustralia https://t.co/g1k1SiVGpi

Thank you to my Australian friends for a great show in Sydney. #ConanandFriends #ConanAustralia https://t.co/5tNTeazLc9

Our attention spans these days are

I’m ready to hit the Australian Outback, or a Manhattan nightclub in 1984. #ConanAustralia https://t.co/6U3q0xAIXE

Theory: Paul Manafort is the result of scientists trying to make a human Fred Flintstone. https://t.co/LJJehL4Pzl

Why won’t this koala make eye contact with me? #ConanAustralia https://t.co/ijcS3o2uNx

If beans are the musical fruit, then cauliflower is the quiet kid with no obvious ambitions and a strange odor.

My pal Timothy Olyphant stopped by to chew carrots loudly and talk about our unlikely friendship. https://t.co/9Po0LyTBd1 https://t.co/wcoUIb6Ucj

Thank you to the @sydneyswans for teaching me Australian rules football. Sorry about all the crying. #ConanAustralia https://t.co/aiwIIJ812F

The sun is so strong in Australia this is what I have to wear indoors. #ConanAustralia https://t.co/kZicLFjgAc

Is it me, or is Bryan Adams really emphasizing the “B” nowadays?

Just because I tweeted about El Pollo Loco, they sent us a huge spread of free food. They are truly the Cadillac CT6 Platinum Trim (Black Exterior/Auburn Interior) of restaurant chains.

Just landed in Sydney and was welcomed with a traditional Australian mylar balloon. #ConanAustralia https://t.co/jSUuZYQwOY

Exciting news: according to President Trump's doctor, I am Jason Momoa.

Kenny G is in my living room right now, and he won’t leave until I answer his three riddles.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who-- by marrying me—kept me from making an ass of myself on Tindr, Match, Bumble and Farmers Only.

I can't divulge where I was able to get a reservation for Valentine's Day but let's just say my wife is going to go as LOCO as EL POLLO when she finds out.

Yogurt is the healthiest food ever packaged in a container that will last 100 years

RT @TeamCoco: Vote for the best drawing of a lumberjack and log cabin. The artists will be revealed at a later date.