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One thing I wouldn't have predicted about Greenland: Very small population but 37 Blockbuster Videos. #ConanGreenland
Good news, President Trump —Greenland has a golf course. Bad news, no golf carts, so enjoy your one hole. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/uptMpGMOhI
.@realDonaldTrump, I came up with a whole new MAGA hat just for Greenland. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/HK0EHQiPME
Update: Found a local realtor and Greenland is on the market! #ConanGreenland https://t.co/nseOkbLwBj
In Greenland, I’ve become the beautiful woman I always knew I could be. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/kzwRDXzua9
.@realDonaldTrump, I’m in Greenland and just found this statue. No wonder you’re obsessed with this country. #ConanGreenland https://t.co/qRJzyWxkRj
I started reading that Norwegian Air is ending all flights to Ireland but the headline was becoming so white I had to stop reading from the glare.
If you hated the first term of the Trump presidency, wait ’til the third!
.@realDonaldTrump wants to buy Greenland and I'm heading there to help negotiate the deal. https://t.co/ayZ6cNVCcO #ConanGreenland
Not much action today on my Reddit Ask Me Nothing.
This “deep fake” technology is getting eerie. Today I spent fifteen minutes watching an Aerosmith concert, only to discover it was just a video of someone’s scarf collection.
A Baptist college is kicking out a student who is transitioning. They’re becoming a Methodist.
The realism of the stunts in Hobbs & Shaw was vetted by respected physics professors Cornellius Fast and Deborah Ginsburg-Furious.
I may have to go to Greenland now and kick the tires on this deal. #ConanGreenland
Preseason football: the best time to see if that guy who works at your local Petco can return a punt.
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