Now that things are opening up I have to relearn how to act around other people. Or I guess, learn.

Cicada to-do list:
1. Emerge
2. Make noise

I gave a fan my best breakup advice on this week's minisode. Hear it @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/1HfBT5paoV

Wow, once again looks like all the foremost experts on climate change are being a bunch of negative Nancys!

I’m looking for some anonymous online accounts that have thoughts on Dogecoin, can anyone help out?

Enjoying @JakeTapper's action-crammed novel "The Devil May Dance." How does this guy have time to read the news? https://t.co/UFmHXAQu7M

.@SethRogen is everything his 13-year-old self wanted to be: successful comedian, founder of a cannabis company, and owner of a home where porn has been shot. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/UObeSg4Ba6

Sad to hear Bill Gates is getting divorced, but you KNOW his next album is gonna be good.

Billionaires actually make great SNL hosts.  Go back and watch the John D. Rockefeller episode.

The people who walk into an Emergency Room but would rather not sit down probably have an interesting story.

In Hobi's defense, Curtain makes about as much sense as being named Conan. https://t.co/AR3SV5Ojfc

In this week’s fan interviews, I called for a Cap'n Crunch mutiny and accidentally insulted a fan’s pet rabbit. Sorry, Momo. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/mIXcaU93fd

Excited to share our new @Audible_com Original #ATotalSwitchShow, starring the incomparable mother/daughter duo @LeaKThompson and @ZoeyDeutch. Listen now @ https://t.co/Wgf515qO1e https://t.co/7CuWTV1yVP

I haven't had one Freudian slip in over a year, and I am trying hard penis to not mess this up!

I admit it: part of me was hoping the second vaccine would turn me into a handsome patriotic super soldier.

.@EricAndre, I hope your rock hard areolas have softened since our conversation. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/5hawW0Q4Y0

For the first time ever, the US Census records one million talk show hosts.

Wishing all the students out there a happy #CollegeSigningDay. For tips on financial aid and college support, follow @BetterMakeRoom. @ReachHigher https://t.co/xtt6nsswxY

I've always wanted to play a character named Glaxxon 5000. Now, I can finally say I have. My movie career is thriving! https://t.co/kGPy6je5dX

I'm very happy for my friend and partner in crime Robert Smigel - check out his latest slice of sweet madness. https://t.co/j4KS6MBFk1