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I can't get over the fact that, no matter how hard I try, this particular tweet is going absolutely nowhere.
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3 hours ago
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a day ago
“Most quotes attributed to Mark Twain were actually said by someone else” - Mark Twain
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2 days ago
Sad to see Buttigieg’s momentum fading before I ever really learned how to spell his name.
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3 days ago
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4 days ago
Great candy bar: Charleston Chew. Not as great:  Myrtle Beach Masticator.
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5 days ago
You’ve been married a long time when the trail of rose petals she left you goes to the lawn mower
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6 days ago
Does anyone with false teeth refer to them as their Tongue's Cool New Stepdad?
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7 days ago
Just bought a white noise machine which only plays sounds of Joe Biden reading TV guide recaps of Succession.
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government?
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
DC just announced the title for their next sequel, "Joker: Steeper Stairs"
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9 days ago
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10 days ago
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10 days ago
Today, I bashed people on Twitter, ate junk food and went to a strip club. How did you celebrate “President’s Day”?
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10 days ago
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11 days ago
Scientists have detected an unexplainable radio signal coming from space. In other words, now even God has a podcast.
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12 days ago
Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix series spends a lot of time telling you how to put things in and not enough on how to get them out.
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13 days ago
“Is your name Prefrontal Cortex? Because I can’t get you out of my mind without serious damage.”  #ValentinesDay
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