RT @jenstatsky: how could you not be behind Elizabeth Warren right now? every time she introduces a new policy, it makes me say, “yup, THAT is the fucking country i want to live in.”

give her some support if you can:

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RT @testedcom: Ooooo, you’re going to love tomorrow’s #StillUntitled, which includes special guest @andmichaelgreen! Stay tuned. https://t.co/A0gXdAP4r1

RT @testedcom: Ooooo! Who sent this to @donttrythis? https://t.co/p65BrwecCD

I specifically taught my phone to recognize me without glasses and with only one eye open so that I didn’t have to do that. https://t.co/BlF25oigoy

I'm finally an adult! I set myself up with @ksmetals! I have always wanted the full retail rack of brass, like real shops have. Finally pulled the trigger! https://t.co/Ymvt6YDHja

RT @patrickLSimpson: #BREAKINGNEWS The Russian Mob, under Trump, has infiltrated Witness Protection.

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#TrumpRussia https://t.co/H45Q1uHAah

A throwback to 2014 (FIVE years ago already). Happy #PiDay! https://t.co/zD99EY2K9n

RT @KevinMKruse: @BenHowe Holy hell.

RT @KevinMKruse: I love you, Twitter. https://t.co/kL58t80Q3L

This is thrilling and amazing. @KathyJenningsDE is bringing real, humane justice reform to Delaware. This makes me so happy. https://t.co/CdqsdQxyEL

This is the best idea! https://t.co/FceqV1Vfau

Wow. https://t.co/2DUuHgY2mE

I just finished the new book by irrepressible maths enthusiast @standupmaths, and it’s GREAT! I found Matt at @Numberphile, and I believe in his mission of showing the world how much more lovely things are through the prism of mathematics. Buy his book! https://t.co/EoSTqsLcJd

RT @PghArtsLectures: With @nealstephenson, Adam Savage (@donttrythis), and @michaelpollan (sold out already!) coming to @carnegielibrary of Pittsburgh's Lecture Hall this May/June, it's going to be our most scientific New & Noted season yet. 

Get details and tickets: https://t.co/w6c2Rr4N4a https://t.co/FwcQatHYig

Only 34 Dark Matter EDC TWO bags left! When these are gone, they're gone. https://t.co/kZX6ZqmqHP https://t.co/0ANqFhH2ak

Holy cow this is amazing. https://t.co/09dcXhlo62

RT @studentactivism: Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy's bribe to the guy who fixed their daughter's SAT scores was disguised as a charitable donation for "educational programs [for] disadvantaged youth." Charming. https://t.co/HVJYnwqGRU

This is how to Twitter. https://t.co/AuUt0C12nZ

RT @stevemlieberman: You know what is really pissing me off? At a time when disabled people have to fight like hell to get accommodations, a bunch of privileged pricks game the system to get them for their kids and set us back even further in terms of being taken seriously.

We’re developing designs for new patches for my bags! What patch do you think we are missing? https://t.co/c0nyQ3acxk