COP: do you know how fast you were going

ME: that’s protected by HIPAA

RT @FallonTonight: “They kind of made fun of me a little bit.”

Fred Armisen remembers The Clash making fun of one of his past @funnyordie bits #FallonTonight https://t.co/WMIEDWlcXm

almost there https://t.co/yOQZkMCoqz

"can you give me a ride to the airpor-" https://t.co/yOBIjtirYg

no one:

sizzling fajitas: https://t.co/LmUEKdBae2

when i drop my phone and it doesn’t crack https://t.co/cNFexrOZFr

On this episode of The Show Next Door, Randall Park learns about the importance of SEO search terms from comedian and writer @ginayashere, and NFL Hall of Famer @terrellowens talks about candles. Stream this episode on @TheRokuChannel. @makersmark #ad
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On today’s The Show Next Door, Randall Park learns about the importance of SEO search terms from comedian and writer @ginayashere, and NFL Hall of Famer @terrellowens talks about candles. Stream this episode and more on @TheRokuChannel. @makersmark #ad https://t.co/dqenHrtcxH

if any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes i know a pretty good brownie recipe

me before weed // me after weed https://t.co/26hsvm8gxr

monday playlist just dropped https://t.co/u6Qf3n5pKN

me watching space jam vs me watching space jam 2 https://t.co/L8HOpLkQo0

when they added letters in math class https://t.co/32MuvziEOQ

thank you President Rodrigo https://t.co/nzOVKUE1nT

Streaming now on @TheRokuChannel, it’s The Show Next Door with Randall Park! This week, Randall guesses comedian Nicole Byer’s first celebrity crush, and watches tearfully as musician Jason Mraz serenades his plant, Raj. @makersmark #ad
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It’s The Show Next Door with Randall Park! This week, he gets a handmade gift from Tony Hale, and a play by play of the wave that crashed comedian Fortune Feimster’s wedding. Enjoy this episode and more, now streaming on @TheRokuChannel. #ad @MakersMark 
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when things start to get back to normal but then delta comes along https://t.co/g1bA3U0vFc

me: i’ll be fast, i don’t need to pay the meter

me 5 mins later with a ticket on my windshield: https://t.co/pKXljIMvzT

the girls are back https://t.co/3OUB9JgIlE

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