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the pandemic is still bad but at least it’s not “we’re all getting into sea shanties” bad

DUNE (2021) https://t.co/L9TluR83Bs

Guilty Party is streaming now on @paramountplus

me realizing i'm in another meeting that could have been an email https://t.co/UY7tLwH5BK

Put on your most luxurious winter coat and check out the new episode of Guilty Party, out now on @paramountplus https://t.co/OwoAHy4Ue7

7 year old me watching the episode where steve urkel turns into stefan urquelle https://t.co/qZ0QGEjYAX

the least popular halloween candy in each state https://t.co/Qp56OCxwGw

the scariest part of the new halloween movie was when the screen went black and i could see how bad i looked in the reflection

I AM WEED https://t.co/WyiLJfQN2j

no one:

character in the middle of a horror movie: i should go take a shower

wanna feel old? this is what pitbull looks like now https://t.co/Am6rOnEsdV

baseball is the best sport if you want to see cutaway shots of old guys spitting

every single day https://t.co/nDCVq0dSrB

RT @_moel05: MI FAVORITAAAAA https://t.co/wXdiNSFAo5

Here's a recap of one of the most iconic telenovelas....LA USURPADORA 

#hispanicheritagemonth https://t.co/TajrEuqTX0

Catch the first two episodes on @paramountplus 

@KateBeckinsale @Collider 

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The first two episodes of Guilty Party, starring @KateBeckinsale are now available on @paramountplus. Don't miss it! https://t.co/4dSrXFmNa5

when the wind is blowing to the right 

ME: ok time to sleep

MY BRAIN: https://t.co/ovzKdmmByv