Funny Or Die
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Some of us just prefer men with small dicks who cum fast. https://t.co/RqQo2ENvEz
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keep your goddamn mouth closed
Whenever you chew
when i drop my phone but it doesn’t crack https://t.co/W64DyyIzhi
But how will we know where all the dads are? https://t.co/Fhuj1kdPkr
Have all of your anxieties put to rest with this soft-spoken mantra that's as soothing as it is witty https://t.co/p1myuFLgwb
Look we can't all be artists but we can all certainly laugh at these hilarious failed attempts https://t.co/Oo8c9KbXZJ
when my spouse farts in bed vs when i fart in bed https://t.co/9KiO6BXEbm
I really don't need this right now https://t.co/wL9jWc9OCb
Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) loves three things: Petee’s Pies, Micellar water, and Game of Thrones. This week he is joined by the fabulous @AnnaKFaris. https://t.co/K8vZwsStqV
The world would be a better place if there were more people named "Sock" out there.
I feel LIED TO and BETRAYED https://t.co/v8b6mkWLTp
Whatever the fight was about, he was hopping mad https://t.co/OKTuUaeyNb
Thank you Mother Earth for every thing you give us except pigeons
Who is your favorite Simpsons character?
Ron Burgundy could use some help on his British accent.
Listen to the full episode here: https://t.co/0pGxBth3oe https://t.co/U30gavkWxQ
Soooooo Arya grew up REAL QUICK https://t.co/2gMtCmT6oT
Changing the name of "Resting bitch face" to "Resting Bran face" https://t.co/ZAMxlFpCua
Captain Planet (Don Cheadle) has a very important message for you this Earth Day! https://t.co/wwjobVMFEM
Whoever made the neverending story owes us some sort of compensation for making us watch that horse die in the quick sand
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