This is it, humanity has reached its peak https://t.co/9KCRxiqwr0

when we go back to in person meetings you should be allowed to say “camera off” and then no one can look at you

THERAPIST: How's your state of mind?

ME: I put on a bridal gown to eat queso last night

me going to the supermarket at the beginning of the pandemic https://t.co/Wr10YjM30b

RT @username16686: I had to get out of bed and run downstairs so I didn't wake my husband and/or baby from laughing so goddamn hard. You have not lived until you've read the sentence, "No, because other cabbages have a thing called decency." https://t.co/4xbiJBVEZ9

Who signed off on this https://t.co/uy2WgfIVZa

. @TigNotaro has no idea who Tony Shalhoub is https://t.co/2BDkuitf3y

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RT @minahuerta: The hair alone is a weapon. https://t.co/KAT9vYX2RY

choose your fighter https://t.co/Gi4Z9M6Kjh

"I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian child that now haunts our home" https://t.co/WqStzIL7Gn

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These cops are fighting against imposter syndrome on the new, fully animated season of No Activity, streaming now on @paramountplus https://t.co/IcTWu0iTtL

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash https://t.co/AyBDFT7km6

RT @rilaws: A friend showed this to me earlier and it really really made me laugh  https://t.co/M38c448Vrg

The wait is over, the first fully animated season of No Activity has arrived! https://t.co/ZbhH0L27Ik @paramountplus

New look, new season, and a cult. "No Activity" is now streaming, exclusively on @paramountplus https://t.co/MacwM7kdAL

just because you’re vaccinated does NOT mean you can leave your disgusting swamp to save a princess with your new donkey friend only to discover that she, like you, is a green ogre

can u get........
P R E G A N T E ?

As we mourn the loss of Yahoo! Answers, let us reflect on the greatest gift it ever gave us: How Is Prangent Formed https://t.co/T5jGEXNsPj