Never take a chance on a fart. https://t.co/KnSNekAZHY

"10% of marriage is texting each other, 'Where are you?' from inside the same store." https://t.co/g8BFVD69nd

Never again will you have to miss the movie when you need to take a piss. https://t.co/gNLHo0CvNX

You absolutely need to watch these. https://t.co/8zg38mJta6

You might have to do a double take. https://t.co/9xCZD5pOaR

"Cooking your meals on tinfoil is toxic, and it'll migrate into your food." https://t.co/Hdq2QFDpOm

Prepare to cringe. https://t.co/emfgcMUMuB

Bethany Joy Lenz as Haley James Scott on One Tree Hill was extraordinary. https://t.co/PcIB5JF63d

There's a difference between presenting something as problematic and sensationalizing or glossing over it. https://t.co/fi1u9sIlDj

Most of them are about vampire biology. https://t.co/ZIkMQG54P2

I'm still sobbing over them. https://t.co/jsFGQo7TBh

Dinner doesn't have to be a big production. https://t.co/5jbOBnE25H

"They are stronger than they look!" https://t.co/ibNUSnIGrf

Would you rather go to prom or host SNL? https://t.co/nQ0kO3cNPP

None from Riverdale this time, because honestly it's an outlier. https://t.co/MG6BERq6u6

Customers need to DO BETTER. https://t.co/IPIIuUxQxk

And you thought your family had issues? https://t.co/enzutXijPE

The hardest quiz you’ll ever take. https://t.co/ijJynjbXde

"[It] really saved me." https://t.co/4Qz72YNEPF

Nothing too heavy, stressful, or sad. You know, ACTUAL feel-good movies. https://t.co/JufQOo6YO1